Joining a Rock Band
Rock-a-doodle-doo

Big Hair
Its time to 'Kick out the jams brothers & sisters' MC5 style!!

Electronica
'Danger Danger.........'

Ca Plane Pour Moi - Plastic Bertrand
French new-wave re-discovered for a Clarkes Shoes advert for kids

AC/DC
Highway to Hell

New Indie-Glamour
Smart rockers

Grunge
Smells like teen spirit

Bo Selecta's Michael Jackass
Sch'mon mother f**ker …….hee hee!!

Bootleg DJ's
One was enough……now there really are 'too many DJ's'

Beckham Mullets
It's not ironic & you're all so cool that you are following a footballer who's married to a Spice Girl……now that's ironic!?

Techno
In the words of 'Two Unlimited …'No no.. no no no no…no no ..no no…no no' No more please!?

Clarks Wallabees
Have had their day……So Solid Fans

Oasis Fans
Your Dad & Townies who believe they are Indie kids…….well cool

Courtney Love
No-one wants to see that skanky cow's crotch on MTV……eeeeeuuugghhhhh!!

Eminem
'Sorry Mama….I didn't mean to hurt yooooouuu' Ha Ha

Jackass
Jonny Knoxville & co getting off on pain. Wow…Crazy perverts!!

Michael Jackass
Kelly Osbourne
Jonathon Richman
Skinny Ties
Chas and Dave

Michael Jackson & Jackass TV
Avril Lavigne
Jonathon King
School Disco
The Streets