Phoenix Nights
Peter Kay, a genius for a generation

The Death Of The Clubber / Dance Music
Hopefully the rumours are true

60's Garage
Come to Phlem night club

Record Collectors
Vinyl is best

The Hives
Reminds us of The Sonics, 'Howlin Pelle' you are too cool

Japan
I think I'm turning Japanese

Coca-cola
Coke is it

Salsa & Latino Music
Please stop playing this s**te in clubs, it goes on for hours & we cannot stand to see p***ed people trying to be sexy & dance seductively. They look like tw@s!!

A Morning with Sara Cox
Being woken up every morning by the loud mouthed, clubbing, Bolton bird. You hear her in your dream then wake up & realise the nightmare is real.

Dance Music & The Clubber
House, Uk Garage, Techno, Townies, Tribal Gathering, Creamfields, drag queens, Ibiza, Ayia Napa s**te, 'you going clubbin this weekend?' - 'No, f**k off'

UK Garage
'Do you really like it, do you really like it? I'm hating, hating it, hating it, I'm hating it like this.'

Ibiza & Ayia Napa
Did we mention we didn't like clubbers?

Diet Coke with Lemon
Yuk!